Mr. Panda

Holla to Mr. Panda reading this rap
He tries to freestyle, but instead took a nap.
What a failure to do so
like how he can’t even call a hoe.
He steals all the Penguins’ mangoes
and they all went “OhNO’s”
Lack of sleep gave him dark circles
even makeup won’t give him miracles.
Everyone, holla to Mr. Panda.
He always talk about school,
and acts to be a fool,
but that’s what makes him a nerd,
and so fly like a bird.
Don’t mess around with his math,
or he’ll mislead you to a wrong path.
Everyone, holla to Mr. Panda.
He doesn’t like to munch on bamboo,
but instead chews on a stinky shoe.
He admits to love Hello Kitty
but doesn’t give a pity.
It’s cute and adorable,
just your face that’s horrible.
He might not be like a Penguin G,
but he sure can pull off the SAT.
Everyone, holla to Mr. Panda.