Freestyling

Haha, this was old, but one of my Mexican friends was dissing me through a rap, so I made a comeback. It gets pretty offensive? but we’re just messin’ with each other, playfully.
Anyways, this was his:
   ugh check it
    look at dis azn tryen to diss
    but she know she cant mess   
    evn tho she’s from the sam place as bruce lee
    i’m sitten nex to a tree
    where the slaves were set free
    so Nigguah pleeease„,i gott to go
    cuz u cant stop my flow
    cuz i gotta go gut a troubt
    no dougbt
    im out
and yea. My comeback:
      Niggaaah, heeeeellll no.
     
    One, two. One, two. Let’s begin.
   
    I’m here typing to a beannner
    where he’s a nothing, but a bummer.
    Trying to impress this non-cholo,
    he fails to do so.
    So what if I’m from the same place as Bruce Lee,
    I can still out-talk you like a G.
    I have stunners on my face,
    and you got Payless’ shoelace.
    Nikes are rockin’ on my feet.
    Don’t come and get beat,
    cause you know you’ll turn into meat.
    You could stop teasing,
    just cause I’m repping the Chinese.
    Don’t get this girl feeling nausea,
    she could bring her whole population from Asia.
    So take your belongings,
    and go back to Mexico.
    Fashooo’! :p
and his comeback:
      I’M NOT CUZ!
    ugh ugh check it
    i’m standing next to a tree
    so nigguah pleease u cant spit like me
    so i’m mexican ur azn no doubt
    i just got slapped bye a trought 0_o???
    NO DOUBT>….i’m OUT!!
oOoOoOo, burnedddd. HAHA. Apparently, my rap was better. I win. :]